For his birthday
He says he needs nothing & he means it.
Which is exactly the problem. A man who needs nothing enjoys the thing he would never have thought of himself. A shirt, for instance, that exists a second time in small.
- Set €59
- Sizes XS to XXL and 92 to 152
- 14-day right of return
The wish list is empty.
A voucher reads as giving up. Socks are a running joke, not a present. The shower gel set has been standing unopened in the bathroom since 2019. Eventually you buy something expensive out of sheer helplessness, and then it stands there.
Do not give to him. Give to the two of them.
One motif, printed twice, once big and once small. He unwraps, the kid unwraps, and suddenly it is not about a t-shirt any more but about who gets dressed first.
For example
Triceratops
Sand under your knees, a bucket, a plan that changes every two minutes. Three horns, no hurry. For a man who claims he needs nothing, that is the right attitude.
€59.00for 2 shirts: one for dad, one for the kid
incl. VAT, plus shipping
Build the setWhy it solves the wish-list problem
It costs him no space.
Nothing that needs a plinth, a battery or a shelf. It goes in the wardrobe with the other shirts.
The kid gets to give it too.
Let them pick the motif. Three to choose from is a decision a four-year-old can make, and they will narrate it for twenty minutes during the unwrapping.
No number printed on it.
No "Happy 40", no date, nothing that turns the shirt into fancy dress by Monday.
If the birthday is the day after tomorrow
Delivery takes 5–8 business days and panic does not change that. Two things work.
- Plan A
- Order two weeks ahead. Then the box is in the hallway in time and all you have to do is hide it.
- Plan B
- Order together in the evening and go through the sizes with him. It sounds like a fallback. It is also the moment the kid gets a vote.
- Sizes
- The kid by height in centimetres. He takes his usual number, the cut is roomy anyway.
What people ask
Can you gift wrap it?
There is no separate gift wrapping. It arrives in a paper box, free of plastic.
If you want it to look better on the breakfast table, that is a ribbon and two minutes. And if it should be two parcels, wrap the two shirts separately at home.
Which motif do you pick for an adult?
The one that suits the kid. Both wear the same, the print sits small on the chest. If the child loses their mind over dinosaurs, the decision is made.
What if he never wears it?
Then you exchange the size or he sends it back. Fourteen days, no reason needed. Trying it on is fine, worn and washed is not.
Does this work for the child's birthday?
Yes, just the other way round. Then the kid is the occasion and the dad is the one playing along. In our experience that works even better.
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Other occasions
See every occasionNeeds nothing& gets something anyway.
One motif, two sizes. The kid handles the rest.
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